Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Office Theme Cover

Me and my buddies through together a little video covering the office theme song. HOPE YOU ENJOY!

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Fungus that Makes you Go Crazy

This is one of the coolest things I've ever seen. Evolution at its finest. Its like an alien invasion movie in real life. This is worth checking out. You can pretend to post a relevant comment if you want, but you will be missing out if you dont watch or havent seen.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

I Wanna Be Like You

This is a cover i did recently of The Monkey Song from The Jungle Book called "I Wanna Be Like You". This song was written by Robert and Richard Sherman and performed by Louis Prima

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Sonic on the iPhone 4

I used two free applications to recreate the boss level theme from sonic the hedgehog 2.
NLog is the synth app
Easy Beats is the Drum app

You can download both of these off itunes. if you are into fucking around with music i suggest you check them out!

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Frogs Dont Die

Here is a video of a frog being eaten by several piranhas. Long after they eat all the organs and guts off this frog, it keeps kicking some how. It must feel good to be on the small end of evolution.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Monday, September 27, 2010

StarWars Cantina Theme

This is my rendition of the famous StarWars cantina theme, a little change from the usual dying cute animal or mutant posts of before. John Williams is a Genius. hope you enjoy it


Chicks in da Grinder

Now of course this post isn't being put out to make a statement. This is a video put out as propaganda, but its still interesting if you havent seen it yet. Check it out fellows

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Thank God I Dont Have Two Heads

I never get tired of watching this video. How crazy is this? Are they one person with two heads, or two people with one body, cause the latter doesnt make much sense. Does a brain constitute a person? favorite quote "theyre usually pretty crabby in the morning" well no shit, they have one body and two heads

Friday, September 24, 2010

Hard To Swallow

Now, normally there is nothing 'funny' or 'cute' about watching a python eat a small fuzzy animal, but you just cant help but to smile when watching this video. This python is trying soooo hard to swallow this baby chick, but it just isnt happening. The chick is probably frightened and annoyed at its slow and not so painful death. Just watch for yourself

If you dont like this video because its a poor innocent chick getting eaten alive, get over it. People only seem to care about animals that are cute. If this was a cockroach being eaten who would care lol. ENJOY


Crazy Ass Black People

All the videos you could ever want to find of crazy ass black people will be all on one blog.
Check out My new blog. and enjoy!

The Hollow Men

This is an awesome poem By TS Eliot called "The Hollow Men". and more could you ask than if Marlon Brando was reading it to you.

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us -- if at all -- not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.


Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.

Let me be no nearer
In death's dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer --

Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom


This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.


The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death's twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.


Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow

For Thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow

Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow

For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

Thursday, September 23, 2010

Do You Want to Learn to Cheat Lie and Steal?

Then you will want to check out my New blog. I will be posting videos with step by step instructions on how to cheat at games, cheat systems, and also how to steal things.
If these things interest you, you might want to go here and find out how to hack facebook:

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Ain't No Rest For The Wicked

This is a little video I recorded a bit back.  I made be very happy to hear a song playing on the radio that wasn't some pussy shit created from a formula with plug in members and lyrics about the right girl.  That song of course was Ain't no rest for the wicked by Cage the Elephant.  Now of course this also could easily be interpreted as a formulated song, as it really is.  Singing songs about prostitution, redemption, sin and shame are nothing new.  This song, with it's folky old school sound mixed with a modern twist of instrumentals, is designed to interest those who are popular music nazis.  Those Bob Dylan, Tom Waits loving hipsters jizz in their pants when someone makes a song about the devil and sinning.  Just look what happened when "What It's Like" by Everlast or "Loser" by Beck came out.  ROCKED PEOPLES WORLD.  Long story short, nothing you hear will be completely original, no matter how unique something appears,  its just stolen ideas from older songs.

And without further preaching, my cover of Ain't No Rest for the Wicked.


Monday, September 20, 2010

Do You Want A Free Drink with that Burger??

This is a little trick anyone could do at practically any fast food place to get a free drink, and its much easier than robbing a bank!
Now this can either be done through a drive-through or at the counter, but requires you to have access to the fast food place's trash can. The first thing you are going to want to do is to, with out being obvious, go to one the restaurants trash cans ( one not in site of the employees is best) and pull out any used cup.  If you have germ issues this one is not for you!  Now that you have you newly acquired old cup, simply go up to the clerk behind the counter* and tell him/her that you got a coke before, and now you want a refill of sprite, however you dont want to mix the two sodas together.

*though this might seem like a weird request, this clerk doesn't give a fuck. They are working in a shitty fast food joint, and some asshole coming up wanting a refill without mixing the new drink in with the old is not worth their struggle. So they will take your dirty old cup, throw it away, and hand you a brand new cup with brand new soda of your choice in it. At this point you can leave. You have successfully got a free drink!

--Did this help you? Has anyone tried similar things? LET ME KNOW DOWN BELOW

Your Fucking Head Split

Your Fucking Head Split

I wont pretend like I discovered this because there is a good chance that a lot of you internet lurkers have had one of your undoubtedly sexy girlfriends send this link to you, but it is a video of a fellow from some hole in the ground country jumping off a high ledge and into the water. The only thing is, is that before he hits the water he face-plants directly into a smaller ledge. I wouldn't have known what to expect if I saw this… a broken nose? a huge scar? NOT QUITE. This unfortunate jackass completely split his head in two.

Now, I can still remember in my early teen years being shown images off sites like Images of intense violence such as decapitations and dead babies, maybe even a syphilis ridden whore as she lie dead on hospital bed. Despite how much I go out of my way to expose myself to gore and violence I still must admit that when I saw this video, I got the willies.

Now don't get me wrong, I always consider myself a gore and snuff buff (hell the first video i ever uploaded to youtube was the nick berg beheading) but I guess what I found to be so shocking about it, wasn't just the bloody video of a man's split open head, breathing and all as a paramedic tries to hold his face together, It was the act itself. So simple. Not a shot gun wound to the head, that only happens to people who are in the wrong place at the wrong time. Even beheadings don't happen by accident, it takes an extreme act of violence from one person onto another to properly perform one, but this guy was just jumping into water and didn't clear the ledge. It could happen to anyone. I've seen tons of people fucking up trying to do something like that and just get the wind knocked out of them, never someone get their head split in two. There is a thin line between failblog and blood shock and gore, and I LOVE IT! It makes me glad to not be that guy and to have a solid face. Everyone should watch this video, just to know what is possible at any time in life. You could be walking trip on a crack in the side walk and hit your head on a sharp piece of metal gouging your eye out. We are all fragile bags of blood and guts waiting for something to cut us open and spill out our contents. ENJOY=D


p.s. type syphilis into google images and you see a bunch of pictures of Justin Bieber randomly showing up. strange.

Enjoy this nice song by Necro

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

An Intro to Bloggery

Though I like to think that I have familiarized myself with most aspects of the internet, whether it be myspace, facebook, youtube, wiki, zootube, etc., I have never fully understood the blog world.  I always remember being younger and my sister having a live journal which , if I correctly recall, was simply a site where depressed 14 year old girls go to post about how much they hate their mothers and how they got drunk at a popular older guy's party.  Before I knew it, there were vlogs, which after a quick analysis, showed to be people filming themselves talking about their lives whilst others watched in order to be entertained by someone elses problems or simply relate to their issues.  As time when on these blogs and vlogs seem to get more creative and people were finding worth while things to talk about outside of how their dog ran away, or how they suck dick.  I decided to start my own blog as a way to hopefully entertain other people, not through personal issues that are on my back, but by supplying interesting information, music, stories, and other things that may be useful to those reading.

Hopefully with time, I will have refined this blog to a solid level of constant content worthy of being read.
Until then, I will do my best.